KING KONG SURFS

John Randolph and Charles Grodin Captain Ross puts up with a bossy oil biz middleman Fred Wilson, charting their course before the ship takes off into the Pacific and then, the unknown... Grodin takes over the Robert Armstrong role as a villainous greedy oil shyster not a director, but he's also funny and likeable... He's Charles Grodin, after all.

Jan-Michael Vincent Jan-Michael Vincent's Matt Johnson walks towards the beach where the BIG WEDNESDAY title becomes literal... Dig that lightning bold on the red surfboard... But Matt Johnson's a soul surfer with a longboard: forever.

Jeff Bridges as John Prescott bribing aboard The new KING KONG begins with Jeff Bridges character, Jack Prescott, who is a freelance nature photographer feigning drunk, bribing his way onto the charter, an oil ship heading to a mysterious island surrounded by fog that could hold a lot of... oil. The uncredited Asian actor slightly resembles the "Chinese Cook" from the original 1933 classic and SONG OF KONG... Is it racist to point that out?